Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu

" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"

by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021

sleepy dragon

A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!

Bill can't come out to play because Maddy is a sleepy dragon!

by papa twots February 6, 2023

The Orange Dragon

Lines of crushed Adderall.

I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.

by Allen Bogart June 6, 2013

Spirit Dragon

When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."

"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"

by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016

Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you

Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016

double dragon

When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.

"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."

by Victoly April 8, 2016