Spirit Dragon

When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."

"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"

by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016

Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you

Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

sleepy dragon

A person who abuses their person (the knight) but expects eternity -- only come to find out there are other dragons at play that make them spray!

Bill can't come out to play because Maddy is a sleepy dragon!

by papa twots February 6, 2023

The Orange Dragon

Lines of crushed Adderall.

I apologize, I was riding The Orange Dragon and riding it hard.

by Allen Bogart June 6, 2013

Milking a Dragon

Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.

Lee: “What a night…”

Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”

Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”

Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”

by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022

dragon blastify

A medieval term for the explosion of love created by a dragon in the process of mating... So intense!

The princess came into the room then got a Dragon Blastify in the face from a distants.

by Datguydoelol January 30, 2014

stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017