Disco Pretty

A person who only looks attractive in a dark nightclub.

Jenn is disco pretty. You see how old she is in the sunlight.

by Sparrowwings October 7, 2021

Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.

“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”

by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019

Disco biscuit

Johnson, please do not feed me a discount biscuit!

Not the ecstasy, AKA, disca biscuit disco biscuit

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Double disco

The act of rubbing off two woman’s clits whilst they lay on their backs simultaneously like a DJ playing decks

Did you hear that Gary double disco’d those birds on the sun lounger at the beach?

by Disco Dave August 19, 2023

disco frisbees

{Noun} plural of Disco Frisbee

The obnoxious, tacky, and ridiculous spinning rims people often put on their cars in a failed attempt to look cool.
Like a disco ball, they are bright and shiny, and like a frisbee, they are spinning, disc-shaped, and often made of plastic.

disco frisbees
"Hey bro, you see J got new rims?"
"Bro! J can't even afford to pay his car payments, but he wasted 2 G's on those stupid disco frisbees."

by Ghostocrates February 25, 2022

disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea

She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift

by splob February 23, 2022