Dingle

To wag your dick around to a song that makes you horny.

Imma dingle to that jingle

by WhatTheSchuck June 3, 2014

Dingleballs

Where you are so old that your balls sag in your pants.

"Dude your grandpa has a mad case of dingleballs"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 4, 2016

Dickless

When your dick is under 4 inches

Girl 1 : tony has a 3 inch dick.

Girl 2 : omg he's dickless

by Princess_Em1123 October 18, 2017

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018

Dinglebert

A bloody idiot.

Julian was being a right dinglebert today.

by ProbablyMadeUpWords June 8, 2018

dicklepickle

when your dickle is smaller than a nickel

fred has a dicklepickle

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Dinglebomb

A soft poop the size of a out a peach pit stuck between your cheeks about to make a mess of things.

Yesterday a dinglebomb got all over my hand and the dog!

by Dr Snotchdastein December 13, 2019