Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

by Hank Macson February 10, 2014

Drinking Wagers

Bets made in any situation involving pickup games and alcohol, most notably between members of the same sex wherein the winner, by the conclusion of the night, has either had the most digits, or in the case of females, the most drinks.

See also take one for the team, cockblock, P.U.A.

Ie.- After having had over 12 free drinks, she ended up winning the drinking wagers

by Waynesville July 28, 2014

Drinking Code

The guidelines for the when, where, what and most importantly how much drink for and event or meeting. Similar to a dress code.

Whilst not always necessary, the 'drinking code' can prevent embarrassment of turning up absolutely smashed to a barbecue at 11am

Guest 1: are you going to that party on Saturday?
Guest 2: yeah, but do you know what the 'drinking code' is?
Guest 1: apparently it's more of a lunch thing so don't pre too hard

by sjnv July 10, 2016

Drinking the chug jug

Drinking the chug jug - when you eat out your girl on the toilet while she's taking a poop.

The female equivalent of bumpkins definition #7.

Boy 1: Hey, are you considering drinking the chug jug.
Boy 2: NO, that's disgusting.
Girl: You can drink my chug jug.

by fagglord October 4, 2018

Drinking water over the sink

When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.

Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-

by xPhalyn April 16, 2019

Danking

Vaporizing and inhaling THC (as opposed to nicotine) with a weed pen.

Stop danking, man. Did you not read the news? That stuff can kill.

by Electric Tobacconist September 20, 2019

drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020