birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.
by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010
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Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
Friend 1: He won't wake up.
Me: Have you tried giving him head?
Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.
Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.
Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 2, 2010
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