Cunt

Elizabeth Hoang.

"Hey guys, since I'm such a cunt I'm gonna ruin all your relationships for shits and giggles! hahahahaha!"

by Patty1234 October 13, 2008

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Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

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An angry outburst of pain. As in when asked why you are blood red and trying to bite your thumb off.

"I hit my thumb with that cunting hammer!"

by nikkeljoe July 24, 2008

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The act(sport) of making the word cunt, an acceptable word everywhere. By yelling/saying/writing/tagging the word cunt in everything you say or on everything you use. The point of the sport is to make sure that everyone is repeatedly offended until they no longer give a fuck.

I just cunted the fuck out of that neighborhood. Hooray cunting.

by Fuckmothering SCIENCE August 27, 2012

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