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Crying

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!
Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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queen never cry

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt
baby: crying
mother: queen never cry
baby: 👿
by charlottesays November 24, 2024
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Cry apple

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers
by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024
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mid cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly, right in between the two.
"mid cry rn"
"damn me to"
by livvylu July 31, 2022
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