When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”
by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 19, 2017
A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat July 28, 2008
When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017
Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.
by Shmeu September 26, 2020
by Funkyfunk August 15, 2021
The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023