Coochie Cobbler

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her

“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”

by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 24, 2022

Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.

Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?

by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022

Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves

I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.

by CnDaz July 17, 2023

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

the Cobbler effect

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.

"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."

by 4bodysolution March 25, 2024

Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024