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creamy cucumber salad

First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
by ranchanator February 25, 2010
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creamy tomato soup

Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.

You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.

A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
by phlux403 October 13, 2007
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creamy baby

sexy babe ready for broken-backside penetration
CREAMY BABY!!!!!
CREAMY CREAMY CREAMY BABBBYYYYY !!! SHouh!
by JASMINE233 January 19, 2009
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creatine

high usage of bullshit that is only watermass isn't real muscle,fake
creatine keane thinks he can lift
by baz00kadrew March 5, 2015
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Creative

Big company who pretends to be qualitybrand, but distributes legions of bad products. Shitty webcams, buggy soundcards and slow videocards to name a few.
Well - He bought a generic modem at the store. When he came home, he found out those fucktards gave him a creative modem. God, he was mad when he realized it.
by MadiZone November 18, 2003
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creasy

The Uber Lady, but my friend.
One Very Hot Lady, who has a cool french surname, but is greek.
What wouldnt I do to get (in bed with) Annie Creasy?
by Lewys May 1, 2005
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THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.
THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022
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