check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 04, 2015

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check the street

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !

i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2020

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Ass Check

When a female hits you with her Glutes; which may cause injury, loss of balance, or pain. Also when cuddling an accelerated motion into the spoon position.

Why so you have to Ass Check me so much.

by kingofthejourney May 12, 2015

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Street check

A street check is the seemingly involuntary urge to check whats going on at your house when you drive past your street, or the street of a friend.

So I'm driving from work to get some beer and smokes when I drove past my street. I did a street check and noticed some cars outside my house and people sitting outside talking. Nice

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I was driving around and drove past my road, did a street check, and not one car was there. Quiet day at the house, I presume...

by CRWI January 17, 2011

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poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 20, 2012

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