Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

Shit check

Your takin a shit 😂

Friend: wyd
Me: shit checkk😌

by Wisesmokes December 30, 2021

Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.

I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check

by JenLou88 April 30, 2023

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

checking the wall

Checking the state of affairs.

I am just checking the wall.

by ianthebarman June 19, 2017

Check Rock

Putting someone/something in their place; beating someone/something up

Will Smith didn't like what Chris was saying, so he made him check rock.

by SlugDealer August 16, 2022

Cheese Check

Cheese check (cheez Czech) is less of a term and more of a tool. used in modern dialogue to provide hype, the term is a Swiss Army knife to keep a conversation light and fun. Say it fast for more fun.

*walking to class in the morning feeling tired* Cheese Check! *mood brightens and walk becomes fun*

by NoRee2000 November 13, 2019