Coochie consumer

Someone who loves to eat pussy

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"

by Amine Thighs Are The Best May 29, 2024

Coochie Oreo

The group nickname of two SEXY, THICCC ASS BITCHES!

Jesus: "Dude, who are those thicc ass bitches over there?"
Noah: "Oh, that's Alisha and Kennie. They are known as the Coochie Oreos because they are always turning heads wherever they go."

by Ninilei1992 May 30, 2024

Coochie Demise

A dead fucking pussy.

I walked in there and immediately smelled that coochie demise.

by Sleepingdoggg June 20, 2024

coochie smoochie

a beautiful woman full of pure wonder, her eyes may apear as the essence of glitter in its most pure sparkly form. No one is more wimsikle.

"hey have you seen juliet in those booty shorts?"
"juliet? i think you mean coochie smoochie!"

by BabaDook Dook Dook June 25, 2024

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024

Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

Coochie Coy

when you’re shy about your vagina and you try to hide it from men while having sexual interactions.

Adam: Babe I love your coochie it’s so hot, show it to me.
Eve: Sorry baby, I can’t, I have coochie coy I’m insecure.

by phob April 9, 2024