A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
by SilverBronze July 23, 2023
Get the cry about it crackermug. Child: OMG Ali-A is the BEST youtuber
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)
by Pickle Chungus January 14, 2021
Get the Crying Obamamug. A cry-baiter is someone who baits another person to hurt them in order to cry to others or to authority figures that they were hurt.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
There's a city-state in the middle east filled with cry-baiters constantly playing the victim despite their constant need to poke the bear.
by Big Dick-tionary November 17, 2023
Get the cry-baitermug. by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024
Get the Cry Songmug. by anonymous February 17, 2023
Get the am crymug. A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Get the butthole battle crymug. To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
Get the Making Jesus crymug.