Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

Butthole bozo buckets

Throwing or tossing crumpled up bills of currency at a strippers or exotic dancers buttholes. Will also work in a house hold setting with ones spouse.

We sure had a great time last night playing butthole bozo buckets at the gentlemans club. Sure took Cinnamon by surprise

by SMYPB January 5, 2018

Fancy Butthole

When you get so tired/fatigued to the point of not making any sense and almost making intoxicated type of decisions/conversation.

Fancy butthole. (Gemma has been awake for 36 hours and is talking about how she wishes she had miniature dinosaurs as pets)
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”

by bekala0 February 19, 2023

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.

Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.

by hgo9889 September 21, 2014

Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.

Cancer in butthole is my life

by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018