bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

bum hater

>verb feel intense dislike for or a strong aversion towards the homeless. >noun 1 intense dislike; strong aversion towards hobos. 2 informal a disliked person or thing that uses exhaust pipes as load bearing walls. 3 before a noun denoting hostile actions motivated by intense dislike or prejudice due to poor hygene: a hate campaign against the bums in the woods.
-DERIVATIVES hatable (also hateable) >adjective hater >noun.
-ORIGIN Old English.

A Typical bum hater would say....
"Shut the F*&% up You Dirty Bum!"
"look at that bum, why doesnt he just get a job!"
"Ew, whats that smell!? Oh god It's that dirty bum"

by Jared V. July 23, 2005

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011

bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.

Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!

by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014

Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.

Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

bum clap

When two bum cheeks slap together as air is passed through the anus.

Jerry just had the loudest bum clap.

by LaLa1982 March 19, 2014