bridge jumper

A clueless follower, some with no direction.

1. Like the old saying gos if everyone was jumping of a bridge would you there fo you would be called a "bridge jumper" for trying to be like everyone else.

by deadfred1390 May 22, 2013

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

blingering

When someone stops by your cubicle for a quick question, which you answer, and then they decide to linger several more minutes for no reason, talking about random nonsense.

John asked for the PowerPoints, and I showed him where to find them, but then he blingered at my desk for another five minutes talking about the football game (I don't care about football). He's always blingering at the office and wasting people's time.

by Oat Potatoes December 2, 2014

bingefeed

to binge watch buzzfeed videos, read their articles, and/or take their quizzes

i just want to go home and go bingefeed

by Impossibear March 31, 2015

Bingeover

The horrible feeling you have after finishing a marathon-long binge of a favourite TV show. Though the marathon TV show session is a trigger for the bingeover, the exact cause may be for various reasons.

For example:
- You feel empty because there's no more episodes left.
- You fear you can't find a new TV show to binge on to fill the space.
- You feel bad because the next season of that TV show won't be out for another year.
- <Insert your completely justified reason to feel bad here.>

"Quick, line up the next show, I can feel a bingeover coming on!"

"You think you feel bad? My dear, I've got a throbbing bingeover! I desperately need a new TV show to binge on, or perhaps medication!"

"Don't talk too loud, I have a nasty bingeover!"

"I've got a bingeover!" "Seriously dude? That's such a first world problem!"

by Frimlin August 4, 2016

binge twinge

Binge twinge is the condition caused by lack of sleep because of extreme binge-watching

Chris: Why does Tom look like that?
Brad: He started watching Doctor Who yesterday. He's in binge twinge!

by word-queen July 25, 2016

Bridge Wank

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.

"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."

by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017