Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye

Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

maisie betterton

The name of the most beautiful and funniest girl you’ve ever seen and she gets all the lads sliding in them dms. CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙏

Person1: wow she’s fit
Person2: she’s such a maisie betterton

by Maisiebett February 1, 2018