bottom mushroom

Unflattering description of a very popular brand name, but the least respected product in the industry.

The (brand name of your choice) is the bottom mushroom of the automotive industry.

by dattaway March 26, 2007

monkey bottom

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013

ninja bottom

In sexual intercouse between two gay men, the partner who acts as the bottom, or receiver, although in public he gives off the mentality of being a top, or a giver.

I hear that Austin and his boyfriend broke up because he was too much of a ninja bottom. I guess the saying must be true: "Two bottoms don't make a top."

by jayteedizzle December 7, 2010

Soggy bottom

When a construction worker with a Humongous Ass is working in high heat and bends over and His Ass Crack is showing and his Underpants and Pants are soaked

Hey Houston look at that Fat Surveyor bending over, He's Got Soggy Bottom

by Big Dog Drake September 6, 2018

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

bottoms

When you go to a party with an Empty pop bottle and get everyones skunk piss/bottom of drinks.

Person 1: I call bottoms
Party: Man thats sick as fuck.
Person 1: but it gets you balls deep in drunkness.

by whty February 9, 2008

bottom gravy

Not too sure but I think it means crap.

Opposite of top drawer or top bananas.

I would rather eat my own eyes than visit this site.... It really is complete bottom gravy.

by chris mccarthy June 20, 2006