Skip to main content

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
mugGet the Boof Poundermug.

Boofing

Smoking tremendous amounts of dope.
We was at the motel boofing all night !
by Boofy Lue January 10, 2021
mugGet the Boofingmug.

Boof

A boof is a fucking vape not inserting drugs into your asshole. This is the name for a vape at our school
"yo my jigga, you got a boof mofo?!"

" yeah bro, come into this toilet stall and let me peg you while you puff on it"
"fuck yeah bro, lets go !"
by drahkeI April 22, 2021
mugGet the Boofmug.

Boofed

To completely and utterly end someone/something's career, usually in an embarrassing fashion.
My son is boofed lol
by The median December 6, 2021
mugGet the Boofedmug.

astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
Bro, David is so high right now. Is he Astro boofing all our molly?
by Nugchugger July 6, 2022
mugGet the astro boofingmug.

Boofed

Similar to getting pranked or made fun of
Just face it jerry, ya got boofed”
by Ocka6 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Boofedmug.

boofed

when someone farts while they’re having anal sex, specifically while the penis is inside
“hey zeke how was last night with levin?”… “he totally boofed but i liked it”
by genitalcrabs123 September 9, 2021
mugGet the boofedmug.

Share this definition