Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012

The Beard is a Lie

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

Bearded men

A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.

Dalton has a full grown beard at 13, this means he is very gay. Bearded men are very gay.

by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007