Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

bearded papa

Mmmm c'est magnifique

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm

by HotBeardedPapa May 13, 2015

beard hug

When two men with thick beards embrace each other by rubbing each others' beards up against the others' respective beard. This action is done amongst good friends and is another way of greeting as opposed to a traditional hug.

Hey Jay!
How's it going?
Not bad - not bad. Beard hug!

<Beard Hug ensues and conversation continues as if nothing strange happened>

by beerdrinker09 November 01, 2013

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy October 27, 2008

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 18, 2008

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 01, 2007