The Beard is a Lie

Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.

Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.

Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...

Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.

Guy: No thanks. *walks away*

by Rodman Edward Serling August 17, 2011

Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012

Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.

Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007