Fat and fishy with a really weird body also has a ugly face but with a really bad personality known to her friends as a slag she will also leave you for someone else.
by Charlie helly November 4, 2021
Get the Alexis Turnbullmug. An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022
Get the Alexis robertsmug. Alexis is the most gorgeous girl but doesn't believe she is. She is insecure about her body, and worries about how people look at her. She is full of love but can't find the right guy. she is understanding, funny, and caring. She had been threw alot. she knows alot of good advice and on top of that she is usually right. She is kind but can easily be upset. She likes to feel important and be told she is beautiful when she thinks it's not true. She is great in bed once you get her there. She has a beautiful smile but hates it. She likes to party and have a good life. She can be shy but when she knows you she will love you and make you drool. An Alexis is a very good cuddle buddy. Once you have an Alexis never let her go because she may not come back.
Andrew: Whose that?
Me: My beautiful, wonderful, caring, sexy, girl friend.
Andrew: Whoa you got yourself an Alexis.
Me: My beautiful, wonderful, caring, sexy, girl friend.
Andrew: Whoa you got yourself an Alexis.
by ChickenNuggetTime June 9, 2020
Get the Alexismug. by wow4605 May 18, 2018
Get the alexis makaylamug. Alexis is sweet and annoying, caring and short, blond and bossy and is always there for a slap. I love her but if i could i would kill her at times. shes sexy and loves a feed at maccas
rando- alexis is rlly bitchy
Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being
Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being
by SWIM.SHADY June 28, 2019
Get the Alexis Daymug. He is a fuckin god. He will do anything just to prove anyone wrong. Very loving and caring person , handsome and very alethtitic. Will love a person to death.
He is a very loyal person he will keep a secret for life .
He is a very loyal person he will keep a secret for life .
by Urban_writer November 21, 2021
Get the Alexismug. When your girlfriend is riding you during sex vigorously and rough. She goes so rough that she ends up bending your dick in half and breaks it.
Skippy: Last night me and my girlfriend were having some rough sex and she was riding me super hard. All of a sudden I felt a bend in my dick and I pulled out. My dick wouldn't go up again, I think she broke it!
Barry: Did you try to bring it up again?
Skippy: Yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. My dick is broken!!
Barry: Wow, it sounds like you got Alexised
Barry: Did you try to bring it up again?
Skippy: Yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. My dick is broken!!
Barry: Wow, it sounds like you got Alexised
by chocolatefrosting September 23, 2013
Get the alexisedmug.