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Alex

A person who is legitimately the worst person you've ever met in your entire life. Often used to name someone who is obnoxious, fat, has shitty hair, bad glasses, buck teeth, and a lumpy ass. A lot of the time this person will be referred to as a beaverwhale. They will steal anyones boyfriend by being a huge skank with open legs, and have no self esteem or self worth. They usually will start unneccesary drama by saying you are talking about them, so beware of the Alexes in your life, especially the females. Super annoying and really fat most of the time.
J: Wow man she's saying crap about me!

L: Oh she's pulling a total Alex!
by an_alex_victim November 21, 2011
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One who drives very slowly on the interstate, and is afraid of it.
Jeez, did you see that Alex? She couldn't have been doing more than 30 on the freakin interstate! And the whole time she was smoking!!
by Jwess May 29, 2009
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Packers fan came to the giants parade with giants gear, what a alex.
by michael3ray October 8, 2016
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Alex’s are usually huge skanks who will try to sleep with everyone around them regardless of whether or not they are already dating someone
i cant believe that your boyfriend cheated on you, what a fucken alex
by MarriedMystic July 12, 2019
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you have an Alex
by akivasnshne July 31, 2019
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A nigga who will clap any man including relatives. Every step Alex takes his a cheeks clap and set off alarms Alex is also a huge goofball but he has a 3.6 inch cock on hard
by ShiroX November 8, 2019
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A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex

See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex

That hobo looks like an Alex
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