Afterdraft

After a sweaty hot session, when your partner finally peels him/herself away, you get afterdraft

Honey, while you're up can you please close the window, i' getting afterdraft!"

by Fairyfiend November 26, 2010

after laughtershock

Calling friend who caused laughtershock to inform them of such.

Laughing hours later at Mike's joke, Jay called to inform him of his " after laughtershock"

by Teresa V. June 18, 2011

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Afterbanged

When you fuck the shit outta a bitch, then when you got a limp dick, you fuck her again.

dude i came so hard, then i afterbanged that bitch.

by themothafuckawitdacucka July 28, 2012

afterboob

The grasping of a woman's breast as an afterthought to incidental contact.

Bengimina got afterboob in the backseat of the car.

by Tbone680 September 1, 2013

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013