Puppy-dog gaurding

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.

person1: *runs into base*
person2: *stands outside base waiting for them to try to escape*
person1: Hey! No puppy-dog gaurding!

by LouDogintheVan August 25, 2009

Sack Of Dead Puppies

A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!

by MrWang45 April 20, 2011

corn dog puppy

1. when someone says something that no one else around them understands, this is called a corn dog puppy.

2. a misunderstanding.

"I just got a face chill."
"what is that?"
"like one of those cold chills, on your face."
"what a corn dog puppy!"

by rockthehippo January 10, 2012

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

Puppy-haired Slut

Hipster slang describing another hipster girl/boy whose hair is reminscent of a bitchy little dog, often used affectionately between hipster lesbian women.

Why is that puppy-haired slut wearing four shirts and a scarf in the summer?

by Betchy Faybin August 30, 2010

soft serve puppies

bad, runny diarrhea

I'm lactose intolerant, so when I drink milk I get the soft serve puppies.

by FGSFDS, man! March 7, 2009

puppie dogs and rainbows

what arrogant people think the world is full of

Hehe im seventeen living at home with my parents and dont have to support myself in any way at all!!hehe the world must be all puppie dogs and rainbows!!!hehe

by Skitzo16 July 20, 2008