Bumpin' Jimmies

When you're getting after it with your gettin after it crew

"Hey did you go out tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I was bumpin' jimmies all night"

by DamagedX October 29, 2022

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Slippy Jimmy

The act of when having sex with a woman you taking your penis and put it in the woman’s ear then cum. After the act you then proceed to tickle her nose with your penis

Woman: hey baby let’s get freaky
Man: what on yo mind
Woman: let’s do a slippy jimmy

Man: get out

by Unknown_sources don’t ask February 2, 2021

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Jesus Jimmy

A drink consisting of three shots of Jagermeister with a floater of Chartreuse

Bartender, I'd like me another Jesus Jimmy please

by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022

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Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

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Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.

"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!

by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021

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