air bear

the one who sweats while having sex

Last night I was having sex with an air bear

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 5, 2010

pedo-bear

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

by stalkker May 29, 2019

Ski Bear

The gayest type of low temperature pornography.

Ski Bear pwns!

by wolfenbarg October 3, 2008

The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)

The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.

by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010

Djungelskog bear

A bear from ikea, only costing $39 aud btw, that is a holy bear, sent by god himself, for your pleasure.

The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks

Damn, that djungelskog bear is looking mighty fine.

by Fortnite battle pass March 9, 2022

Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010

Pumpkin bear

Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.

I love you pumpkin bear!

by Bluntsj October 10, 2013