A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
Get the Maria Withdrawalmug. Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.
by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
Get the Greese Mariamug. by 123456lolshrek January 15, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
by scghille November 21, 2021
Get the Maria Cristina Guerramug. 
Get the Mariamug. 
An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
Get the Mariamug.