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Dave day

This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!

At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.
"Now it's time for a moment for silence, to remember dave, this dave day."
by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021
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Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves
by devo.jay July 11, 2022
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on dave

"thats on dave?"
by dxckheadedd September 5, 2021
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king dave

th coolest man to ever live aka my dad
king dave is so cool
by chalamqts December 21, 2021
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Dave Style

The act of putting your penis through the back of your legs and masturbating while sticking your thumb in your ass
Dave style is the only way I can get off nowadays
by JakkaDoubleT October 28, 2022
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Dave Mackaying

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.

Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
by Leftits March 7, 2021
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Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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