To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"
Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
by Jonathon Quick December 29, 2009
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William had a hormone day for Natalie, but it was just because she was wearing a low-cut shirt that day.
by deny-ée May 3, 2009
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The first shit of the day.
The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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by Charles2221 June 11, 2007
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acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
by eriCartman December 29, 2007
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no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.
by CAS911 March 31, 2013
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