Miles Alzert

Miles alzert is blond intresting person with adhd.

Look its Miles Alzert of there

by Miles_pogboy October 15, 2023

Miles

A large boy that gorges on canteen food and is bad at fortnite.

Also the measurement of distance used mainly in the United States.

Guy 1: Where's MIles?
Guy 2: Probably at the canteen.

by Your mum maximum gay May 14, 2018

Miles

A miles is a motherfucker with no bitches and an overall retard

also he is gay as FUCK

Miles: HEY YOU! MIND IF I RAPE YOU?

by MrAnimatic June 9, 2022

miles

a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.

have you seen miles today he is looking cute.

oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.

person one- miles is looking at your butt.

person two- oh lawd.

person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.

by anonymous April 30, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

Miles

Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.

Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"

by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019