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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
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Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.
You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.
by Fuckcine March 21, 2020
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Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.
Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.
by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020
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sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
by turtle11666 June 22, 2020
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george washington wig

When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)
“My sister-in-law was pissing me off so I gave her a George Washington wig”
by TheRealErock December 15, 2020
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Terlingua Walking

Verb: The act of urinating while walking, especially whilst roaming the desert with one’s friends so said friends don’t have to wait for the one urinating.
While roaming the desert in Terlingua, Jon had to pee but didn’t want his friends to have to wait on him, so he whipped his penis out and started Terlingua Walking behind them.
by ScoutBoi512 February 14, 2021
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