wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 18, 2006

wank circle

To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.

Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.

Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)

Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.

by Amistra August 29, 2013

Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.

" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."

by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

wank artist

1. person who has perfected the art of wanking!

2. person who creates art with cum

1. im a wank artist

2. Daniel Bennett

by chrisd123 October 24, 2007

soapy wank

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.

I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower

by Mr. Soap December 27, 2005

tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

OR

i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

by beef lover April 30, 2006