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The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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Briano R
by Briano R February 21, 2017
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ashley willis

Ginger guy who likes cock up the bum
You can tell he’s an ashley willis
by 12inchesdeep June 22, 2018
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really willy

the act of having a drop of urin on the tip of your dick as you stick it to ones ear.
dude shes been around soo much id rather "really willy" her face
by cabbage juice August 17, 2009
mugGet the really willymug.

Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
mugGet the Willy Wonkaingmug.

Willy bubbeler

When your willy turns into a bubbeler
Yo my nigro pull out you fat Willy bubbeler and let me have a suck my G
by casualracist May 21, 2023
mugGet the Willy bubbelermug.

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.
"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."
by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007
mugGet the Horse Willymug.

Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.
Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.
by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011
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