wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Wicked Hours

The time of a day (usually night) where mostly everyone is horny and wants to fuck

Becka: Dam what time is it?

Chad: It's wicked hours baby.

by ithinkuknowwhoitisbaby January 6, 2024

Wicked Wrenchie

An enthusiastic Handjob with no lube; To have a grip strength of a Silverback Gorilla.

“Hey Joe, This new chick on block gives out these wicked wrenchies, and they’re to die for!”

“When your homie asks for a wicked wrenchie and you at him in utter disgust”.

by Pingas209 January 14, 2024

Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.

Wicked Wisdom.

by 7568ino January 19, 2024

wickerbill

Lowest form of redneck

See: 1. Redneck

2.Peckerwood

3. Wickerbill

Definition: a highly uneducated very poor white male. Usually lives off of roadkill or whatever they can kill or catch in the wild. Extremely racist, missing teeth and branches on his family tree. Known to be intimate with close family members.

I think the boy your daughter met at school is one of those wickerbills.

by Rick Flair 6969 January 25, 2024

Wickhead

A racial term describing middle eastern persons.

That wickhead at the 7/11 sure seemed angry today. Must have a really short fuse.

by Jaydeezy Fosheezy February 12, 2024

wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024