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Valentime’s day

Valentine’s Day’, celebrated on the 17th of February, is a special occasion where married couples exchange gifts, affirm their love, and spend quality time together. Fun fact: the “m” in Valentime’s actually stands for “married,” signifying the seasoned, legally-bound veterans of love.

Not to be confused with Valentine’s Day on the 14th, which is for the “newly” entangled—hence the “n”—those still figuring out if they’re soulmates or just really into the same Netflix shows.

Both holidays trace their roots back to the Romans, who celebrated spring fertility rites around this time. And by “spring,” we mean spring if you’re in Southern Italy—because everywhere else, it’s still cold enough to question your life choices.
by xircano February 15, 2025
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Valentina

The best name ever, as people named like that are peaceful, kind-hearted, generous. Also, they can do anything for their children and friends.
-Why did your dad marry her?
-Really??? Don’t ask silly questions! At least, my mum is Valentina and all her good qualities are the consequences of that name. Got it?
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Valentino

One of my best friends, and honestly, one of the safest people I know. He listens—really listens—like every word matters, even the messy ones I don’t quite know how to say. He never makes me feel silly for rambling or overthinking, or being too much. With him, I never feel like I have to shrink myself or hide the weird, quiet parts. He’s kind in the softest ways—like remembering the tiniest things I’ve said or making me laugh without even trying.

Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
(shhh valentino dont read this)
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Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
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Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest,truly beautiful dirty blonde, and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you,also the sweetesttttt person
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
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