Belmont University

Belmont University is a small liberal arts college in Nashville. Kind of shadowed by Ivy-Leaguey Vanderbilt, Belmont has become more well known thanks to the Presidential Debate in 2008. Formerly associated with the Baptist Convention, Belmont is now simply "Christian," and the students hear all kinds of Jesus stuff at every waking minute and there are over-the-top Christian rules (such as outlawing "all homosexual behavior"). However, slowly but surely, the student body is being invaded by indie hipsters, birkenstock-wearing tree-huggers, vegetarians, and gays who live at artsy hangout Bongo Java when they aren't in class or going to awesome parties. There's music playing everywhere you go, and while some of it is Christian or country, again, that whole part of the campus is very slowly getting snuffed out. In a few years, Belmont will be a school where even the Jesus-freaks are weed-smoking vegan anti-war ralliers (just don't tell that to the administration).

Person #1: I was going to apply to Belmont University, but I heard it was really Christian.
Person #2: Well, I go to Belmont, and we throw paper wads and spitballs at the Christians in my class. MUAHAHAHA.

Sad Christian pastor: What happened to Belmont University? It used to be doing God's holy work.
Hippie Belmont musician: Dude... you need to mellow out. Seriously. Take a hit of this (hands him joint).

Angry Belmont Bible major: BELMONT IS GOING TO HELL.
Hipster Belmont English major: That sounds awesome.
Angry Bible: You need Jesus.
Hipster: Hahahahahahahahahaha save it for sunday school, Billy Graham.

by belmont hipster August 30, 2009

arizona state university

The best school in the State of Arizona. Pre-gaming for the Pre-game, Pool parties, a mere 4 hours from Mexico, 6 hours from LA, and 5 from Vegas. Hottest guys, most beautiful girls, and the crazuest place to goto school!

Arizona State University: Our thursday night is your spring break.

by youknow12345 September 10, 2005

university of warwick

A British campus university. Based, rather confusingly, just outside of Coventry and 10 miles away from Warwick, nearby towns include Leamington Spa and Kenilworth.

Academically sound (apart from Theatre Studies), socially inept and more corporate than Starbucks. But it's rich.

Very large Students Union, lots of waterfoul and a higher proportion of international students than is probably necessary. But they're rich too.

American Vice Chancellor who wants to take over the Far East and redefine himself in the image of Blofeld before he leaves; but that's OK because he's (probably) richer than everyone!

Interviewer: "Why did you choose Warwick?"
Interviewee: "Because Oxbridge didn't choose me! *sob*"

by Whippet June 3, 2005

University of South Carolina

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.

I want to go to the University of South Carolina so I can watch the gamecocks football team play on saturdays!

by Kbennett July 23, 2008

University of California, Riverside

One of the University of California that has recently ranked among the top schools in the country in terms of affordability for college tuition (#25, Best College Buys, Forbes Magazine). UC Riverside is also listed among U.S. News and World Report's Top Ten "Up and Coming" National Universities, meaning it is improving to become a better school than any other schools.

Henry: "Hey, what school do you go to?"
Kim: "University of California, Riverside!"
Henry: "Nice. I heard UCR is improving. UCR wasn't a great school back then."

by UCR is a Great School May 2, 2010

George Mason University

George Mason University is statistically the largest public university in VA. Located in wealthy Fairfax, VA don't bother driving there, as odds are good you will sit in traffic until well past your interest for visiting has passed. Known primarily as a commuter school, that is false since we house almost half of our undergraduate students. It's really cold here, so be sure to bring a North Face and chapstick if you're unfortunate enough to have a friend you'd like to visit that goes here. The parties never stop at George Mason University because they never get started. If you don't have $400 to blow every semester to join a frat or sorority, odds are good you will be reduced to drinking hard liquor in your dorm 4 to 7 nights a week. I love being drunk and complaining about being bored as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need to get out to DC and get mugged on the metro, since GMU is so conveniently located next to our nation's capitol. Academics are top notch at GMU and highly overlooked when it comes to being compared with other schools in VA. Basketball is the only sport worth anything here, still riding that ever depleting glory of being in the Final Four that one time that one year, sparking the first time anyone had ever even heard of George Mason University. Apply to George Mason University, find a friend with a car, find a friend who is 21, and find a friend who has an off campus apartment/house. Only then will you truly be a Green and Gold bleeding Patriot.

George Mason University is some people's first choice for college, can you believe it?

by el ttilood January 9, 2010

pokemon universe

Pokemon Universe is an online game from the future (also known as PU). One day the internet will migrate to the pokemon universe. The universe will begin with a big bang of trainers from around the internet, but don't worry, all of the noobs will be weeded out when they enter the caves of Zubat.

#1 - Joe: "What happened to Austin?" - Ethan: "Zubat!" - Joe: "Ah."

#2 - Alex: "My Pokemon Universe team is full of Mudkips. Aren't I awesome?" - Eric: "PU n00b."

by Spirit42 July 8, 2010