Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020

Dusting the unicorn

Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.

"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"

by Epizoic August 22, 2016

The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

Unicorn sex

The female gender slap each other with dildos to have sex with each other

The girls at school had unicorn sex

by Obama lover 1 December 17, 2019

Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020

Space Unicorn

A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.

"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.

by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 16, 2019