The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

Dusting the unicorn

Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.

"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"

by Epizoic August 22, 2016

Reverse unicorn

A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie

Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal

by muselus February 28, 2020

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.

If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn

by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011

butt unicorn

The act of a man tucking his erect peins between his leggs and bennding over.

Sam needed to hide his boner, so he attempeed a butt unicorn.

by ChiselBearchest September 22, 2013

Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020