uncyclopedia

A satirical parody wiki founded in 2005 by Stillwaters and Chronarion and currently hosted by Wikia. It is on the whole tamer and less offensive than the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Uncyclopedia is one of the funniest websites around.

by Anonymous15 December 29, 2007

Uncle Rico-Ing

Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful day

Quit uncle rico-ing that competition; we didn't place and there's nothing we can do about it now!

by KOGF March 8, 2005

Uncle Wint0rz

An insult used mainly in southern Mississippi; the term originates from an old tale about an Irish man known only as Uncle Wint0rz who raped 17,000 children from the dates of August 2, 1902 to August 7, 1902.

Jack: Dude, did you see that beard Michael is growing?
Andy: I know! He looks like a child molester.
Jack: No, more like an UNCLE WINT0RZ!
Andy: ROFLMAO! Let's go get wasted.
Jack: Fo sho!

by Jackob April 24, 2005

Uncle Ned

Cockney slang for head.

Where's your Uncle Ned?

by xilax August 20, 2010

morning unconstitutional

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.

I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.

by R.H. January 15, 2008

uncry

Take away the tears - Make someone happy

uncry these tears....

by Barco Moselli September 16, 2008

Uncle Wong

aka Ryan Higa, asian youtuber aspiring for whiteness

"In Ryan Higa's latest video titled 'A World Without Police,'he played train conductor on a one-way trip to Asian bufoonery. This Uncle Wong TRIED to claim that a rise in police brutality and racism are byproducts of Black folks filming and "antagonizing" the police." - The Love Life of an Asian Guy

by Swynford December 11, 2015