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Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps
he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009
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uncyclopedia

A satirical parody wiki founded in 2005 by Stillwaters and Chronarion and currently hosted by Wikia. It is on the whole tamer and less offensive than the Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Uncyclopedia is one of the funniest websites around.
by Anonymous15 December 29, 2007
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Uncle Rico-Ing

Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful day
Quit uncle rico-ing that competition; we didn't place and there's nothing we can do about it now!
by KOGF March 8, 2005
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Uncle Wint0rz

An insult used mainly in southern Mississippi; the term originates from an old tale about an Irish man known only as Uncle Wint0rz who raped 17,000 children from the dates of August 2, 1902 to August 7, 1902.
Jack: Dude, did you see that beard Michael is growing?
Andy: I know! He looks like a child molester.
Jack: No, more like an UNCLE WINT0RZ!
Andy: ROFLMAO! Let's go get wasted.
Jack: Fo sho!
by Jackob April 24, 2005
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Uncle Ned

Where's your Uncle Ned?
by xilax August 20, 2010
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morning unconstitutional

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.
I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.
by R.H. January 15, 2008
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uncry

uncry these tears....
by Barco Moselli September 16, 2008
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