Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.

Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014

Dirty Turkey

When a female is being double penetrated while jacking off two more cocks with her hands at her sides, as well as deepthroating a cock while making a gobble gobble sound.

Jenna couldn’t walk upright after a long night of doing the dirty turkey.

by University of College February 18, 2019

The stuffed turkey

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass

John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy

by Aoa November 26, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

lookin all turkey

When she lookin bad as helllll fam

Yo you see Erica today? She lookin all turkey fr (eyes emoji)

by Big Belly Jelly October 16, 2017

Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.

‘Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘

by Pike tfi November 5, 2017

turkey

The turkey is performed by a male who drops his pants and bends over with his legs slightly spread while making crazy gobbling sounds. It is called the turkey because the hanging scrotum looks like the thing which hangs from the turkey's beak.

Chad tried to do the turkey at Alex's wedding but Jason threatened to kick his ass.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005