The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.

Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"

1989 lincoln town car by Trigga19 April 13, 2009

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townie

Typically white British youth that think they're "niggas", but haven't quite pulled it off right and have created a different subculture than hip hop/R&B fans in the US. Their favorite artists would be ashamed of them if they knew what they'd created. Wear Adidas and Kappa but have probably never set foot on a track in their lives.

The girl with the bleached blonde hair, the exposed fat roll between the track pants and too tight shirt saying "hottie" or "princess" or "porn star" is a townie, and much more likely to beat you up in the UK than she would be in America, where she'd probably just be called a slut or a ho.

townie by shiz_not March 28, 2004

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

Tony from Meijer by otkn December 19, 2016

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Iva town

street name for Ivanhoe California

lets go to Iva town

Iva town by chavalito June 27, 2008

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