Ohh you touch my tralala
Ohh you touch my tralala by Gorgorgir January 7, 2010
invisible touch
The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
invisible touch by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009
Related Words
Touch grass • Touche • touch downs • Touch • touched • touch hole • touching cloth • touche bag • Touch Base • touch and go
One Touch One Bounce
One Touch One Bounce abrv.( One T One B) is a playground football game where you have a group of people 2 or more in a circle formation. The aim of the game is to keep playing while trying to get people out. You are only allowed one touch to get someone out or play until someone messes up a kick as well as one bounce although having no bounces are allowed.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough]
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough]
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
One Touch One Bounce by Jon defines March 10, 2018
Poop touch
Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”
Poop touch by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021