Juicy Toot

That kind of fart that leaks out bringing a little bit of diarrhea with it.

When your asshole takes a vurp.

Damn you smell, did you fart or was that a Juicy Toot? Go change your pants.

by AliTheGreat April 9, 2011

toot it and boot it

The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact

I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it

by Keybo. February 20, 2011

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

by Cummy worm July 4, 2011

Toothbrush

A person one may have sexual relations with over a short period of time, before disposing of them after 2-3 months, in the same way as one may dispose of a manual toothbrush.

"He's just a toothbrush, I'll find another one."

"I need a new toothbrush."

by RG1993 August 18, 2015

toothbrush

Some like it hard some like it soft some like it up and down over side to side but either way it ends up going in and out

we tried the new toothbrush last night

by Tibbs December 6, 2004

toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008