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sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle
This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle
by cüssssss May 3, 2024
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Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.
"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"
by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021
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european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"
by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017
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Spin the bottle

In a party, an empty bottle is spun and whoever it lands on must kiss the person who spin the bottle. The rules are NGK (no guys kissing) but the rules on girls haven't been heard.
by 2000hey July 4, 2022
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Coke Bottle Effect

When a woman's vagina is tighter around it's opening and super loose in the inside. Similar to how a 2L coke bottle entrance is shaped. It provides a really strange feeling.
Stick your finger in a 2L coke bottle and wiggle it around.
That way you can get the full meaning of Coke Bottle Effect.
by TheGreatDocBrown April 9, 2016
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Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.
Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."
by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017
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