The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

Shitty Bolla

A mock name for Satish Bolla. He keeps tagging me in posts and made hatearts out of me.

Me: Shitty Bolla, what is wrong with your ass?
Shitty Bolla: Swearing is made in Russia.
Me: IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT PIZDEC!!!!!

by PhoneGuyYT February 28, 2025

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Shitty

How the Japanese pronounce ‘city’.

I came from New York Shitty.

by CornyO June 21, 2024

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole

Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"

by Viridianhero July 1, 2024