yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

Pony

The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.

pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”

jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”

by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.

I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.

by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018

party ponie

Party ponie(s) are any hairstyle, often slutty, that include a hair elastic and are believed to make drinking more fun.

Holly is wearing her party ponie out tonight, it’s getting wild.

by ThisIsLexi June 17, 2018

Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).

Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.

by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018