Cops

People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.

Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021

Cop

Someone on the newtopian discord server who only says “Oh” and “…” with the name cop or coprton.

Person 1:”hey do you know cop?”
Person 2: “ that one person in the newtopians discord server that says “…” or “Oh” ?”
Person 1: “ yeah that guy”

by Dee💗 October 2, 2022

Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.

The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.

by CharleneV May 5, 2023

cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.

Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."

by loud_ April 27, 2017

Ada County Cops

The Modern Brown Shirts Of Idaho trained to Arrest and Oppress with no other reason but to make money for the department and government, they get off to filing false reports to further their massive Racketeering operation and Intimidate people into taking plea deals

You were arrested for something you didn't do??? Must of been Ada County Cops!

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

Chat-cops

Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.

I can't troll Discord today, one of the Chat-cops muted me for 24hrs.

by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024