Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020

Reverse unicorn

A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie

Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal

by muselus February 28, 2020

rainbow unicorn

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.

Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I during the parade today. ⁉️🦄🏳️ 🌈

by Glow Hughes September 6, 2020

Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.

If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn

by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

Space Unicorn

A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.

"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.

by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 16, 2019

Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020